[ ANESTHETIC??? that's not his GIFT, is it?? though he... guesses he is a little curious about this so-called good stuff......
the second text just leaves him staring at his phone for a full minute, because for some reason he's? actually considering it??? just— to call his bluff, obviously!! there's no way yugamu thinks he'd take a suggestion like that from him seriously, so it'd be, like, funny, right?? to surprise him by going through with it?
he ends up changing clothes more than once while he's waiting, unable to commit to the bit but still kind of wanting to for totally not-gay reasons. he's still in the middle of one of those changes when the knock on the door comes, making him jump and fumble the buttons on the shirt he was putting on. ]
Uh, just a sec!
[ the end result is that gaku looks... halfway decent when he opens the door, with his cap off and hair ruffled, shirt halfway unbuttoned. which is like, the worst possible option, actually, because this just looks like he actually cared about what he was going to wear! there's nothing funny about this!!! ]
[ Heavens, no. Just anesthetic would make a poor gift, and he likes to think he's not terrible at gifting...despite never really actually doing it.
He already knows Gaku will very much be decent, tragically, but he still waits as patiently as a Yugamu can. Which is very. The telltale yell does have him tilting his head a bit in surprise, but he gets his answers once the door opens.
Oh, he shouldn't have. Yugamu will be very blatant with his ogling, as per usual. ]
I'll admit, I almost wasn't expecting you to take me seriously, but I won't complain about the view.
[ There is MUCH funny about this, and he hopes Gaku is ready to never live it down. Fortunately for him, he'll keep this tidbit to himself. Maybe. ]
Were you that excited about your gift, or was it the anticipation of seeing me that got you all hot and bothered?
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the second text just leaves him staring at his phone for a full minute, because for some reason he's? actually considering it??? just— to call his bluff, obviously!! there's no way yugamu thinks he'd take a suggestion like that from him seriously, so it'd be, like, funny, right?? to surprise him by going through with it?
he ends up changing clothes more than once while he's waiting, unable to commit to the bit but still kind of wanting to for totally not-gay reasons. he's still in the middle of one of those changes when the knock on the door comes, making him jump and fumble the buttons on the shirt he was putting on. ]
Uh, just a sec!
[ the end result is that gaku looks... halfway decent when he opens the door, with his cap off and hair ruffled, shirt halfway unbuttoned. which is like, the worst possible option, actually, because this just looks like he actually cared about what he was going to wear! there's nothing funny about this!!! ]
Hey... Omokage...
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He already knows Gaku will very much be decent, tragically, but he still waits as patiently as a Yugamu can. Which is very. The telltale yell does have him tilting his head a bit in surprise, but he gets his answers once the door opens.
Oh, he shouldn't have. Yugamu will be very blatant with his ogling, as per usual. ]
I'll admit, I almost wasn't expecting you to take me seriously, but I won't complain about the view.
[ There is MUCH funny about this, and he hopes Gaku is ready to never live it down. Fortunately for him, he'll keep this tidbit to himself. Maybe. ]
Were you that excited about your gift, or was it the anticipation of seeing me that got you all hot and bothered?